Entry requests for /lol

Redstoner → Entry requests for /lol

SHOWCASE old lol requests thread

Request guidelines

SOLVED Check your inventory database

CLOSED Germans really are the wurst.

CLOSED "Could I get a pamphlet" "brochure"

CLOSED If someone hurts you verbally, hurt them physically.

CLOSED :LOL (useless characters)

CLOSED Falling is just like flying except ther's a more permanent destination

CLOSED Fuck wrong server

CLOSED "Woah Technology" - YandereDev

CLOSED Shoe, You sock

CLOSED Welcome back to connection problems with the server: staring Redstoner.com!

CLOSED Listen! Do you smell that?

SOLVED 7/11 was a part-time job.

CLOSED "I'm bored..." "Oh hi bored !"

CLOSED How long is a Chinese name.

CLOSED Whenever i run into LogalBot, i have to use "Quotations"

SOLVED &l@Max can u shut the fuck up pls

CLOSED Violence is not a solution...It's THE solution

CLOSED I understand approximately 1 of this

SOLVED Shut up and eat your CookieRedstones

CLOSED Autocorrect makes me say things I didn't Nintendo

CLOSED 5/6 people say

CLOSED 11x11 beond science

CLOSED velcro is such a rip off

CLOSED Gratz for -buying- Donor rank !

CLOSED I have a diamond hoe with mending!

SOLVED Actually, Quantum Mechanics forbids this.

CLOSED But /rules doesn't work....

CLOSED =>me "hey could you help me please ?

SOLVED You do not have access to that command.

CLOSED "Let's build a /lol inventor" Said the /lol inventor inventor after being invented by a /lol inventor

CLOSED Why does nobody talk to circles? Because it's pointless.

SOLVED Mojang pushes out a half broken update? So do I! -Logal 2019

CLOSED LogalBot - "I like observers" CubemasterXD - "OBSERVERS SUCK!!!"

CLOSED //pasta

CLOSED new lol

CLOSED The banhammer has... been banned?

CLOSED Monopoly, ruining friendships since 1935

CLOSED I was addicted to showers

SOLVED HEAL THY BURGERS!

CLOSED We have a lol generator, its called logalbot.

CLOSED >o> l__l

CLOSED Hey dude, gz on visitor!

CLOSED New saylol (xX_Xx_Kit_xX_Xx:Builder)

CLOSED I prefer my observers as unicorns.

CLOSED If my grandmother had wheels she would've been a bike!

CLOSED I'm like God: people ignore me until they need something.

SOLVED It doesn't work? How about MorE oBsERveRs?

CLOSED I support global warming. Let's make Grenland green again!

CLOSED Flying from a fire from Dico and the Niners

SOLVED How did I get out of Iraq? Iran.

CLOSED i cna splel

SOLVED I'd tell you a joke about planes, but it would probably go over your head.

SOLVED I was going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

CLOSED You are too poor to buy minecraft!

CLOSED I'm number one on /suicide list

CLOSED Request for /lol

SOLVED I'd tell you a joke about UDP, but you might not get it.

CLOSED excuse me what the fuck

CLOSED Oh my god this is so sad, Alexa play despacito.

CLOSED You know what they say about AC? It hertz!

SOLVED //grief

CLOSED Deutschland is my city!

CLOSED It's not supposed to go at an angle!

CLOSED Let's eat grandma

CLOSED this is so sad alexa play despacito

CLOSED request

SOLVED I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves.

CLOSED If we can't breathe in space, why are we breathing now?

SOLVED "Don't quote me on that"

SOLVED Did you know that if you took all the veins from your body and laid them in a straight line, you would die!

SOLVED I can only solve five sides of a Rubik's cube. How do I get the other two?

CLOSED Did you know that there are more airplanes in the oceans, than submarines in the sky?

CLOSED I ate the cake. Its a lie now

CLOSED move you fuck

SOLVED Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts make a right, and two Wrights make a plane.

CLOSED I trust myself, can i get trusted for that?

SOLVED I am unable to can.

CLOSED I'm all out of fish puns, I no longer have a porpoise.

CLOSED E (Title too short so I had to add this)

CLOSED RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

CLOSED We've updated our privacy policy.

SOLVED 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21

CLOSED how does NASA organize their parties? they planet.

CLOSED warning-chests may contain something radioactive

CLOSED pc was owned by Russianrager

CLOSED ur mom gay

SOLVED no u

CLOSED Did you get the broom closet ending? The broom closet ending was my favorite!

CLOSED Where are the animals come from?

CLOSED It's a 3x3 rapdoor :O

CLOSED Our Metric system brings all the boys to the 91.44cm

SOLVED I love how the Earth rotates; it really makes my day.

CLOSED Fartnote bottlefly

CLOSED When computers overheat, they freeze.

CLOSED "We'll keep your privacy safe" said Facebook

CLOSED LOIN KING !

CLOSED new lol

CLOSED i am the globglogabgalab

CLOSED I would make the world better, but it isn't open source.

CLOSED I'm a duilder!

SOLVED My girlfriend is like the square root of -100. A solid 10, but also imaginary.

CLOSED But can you do thiiiis?

CLOSED I was going to tell a joke about sodium hydride joke, but NaH

SOLVED YOINK

SOLVED "I never thought I'd see the day" - Man's first words on becoming blind

CLOSED W o a h! Witchcraft.

CLOSED I celebrate π-day on April 31st.

CLOSED /syntax error

CLOSED do you know da weather botha

CLOSED Why are you running?

CLOSED Is this loss?

CLOSED Tip #10: "Sit at the chessboard and play with yourself." -Magnus Carlson

CLOSED I made some synonym rolls, just like grammar used to make

CLOSED Thanks to autocorrect, 1 in 5 children will be getting a visit from Satan this Christmas

CLOSED pepe...

CLOSED People always tell me I'm condescending. (That means talking down to people.)

CLOSED My teacher said it's rude to disagree. I disagree.

CLOSED I saw a driver texting and driving. It made me so mad I threw my beer at him.

CLOSED Do you know the way?

CLOSED Nobody has been ripped

CLOSED I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!

CLOSED I'm punching you to try to kill you

CLOSED Microsoft certified Politician

CLOSED I'm a professional onion cutter too, so I'm obviously not going to start crying on stream

CLOSED I went to doctor he gave me 2 months to live. So I shot him. Judge gave me 30 years.

CLOSED Did you know there is enough bones in the human body to make an entire skeleton?

SOLVED to infinity and slightly to the right

CLOSED If Microsoft made a greenhouse, it would grow Apples.

SOLVED Someone told me I was average, but they were just being mean.

CLOSED Oh no, a single shulker! Whatever will I do!?

CLOSED "This quote is often falsely attributed to Mark Twain." - Mark Twain

CLOSED There is no I in Denial

CLOSED Would you rather integrate or disintegrate?

CLOSED I wondered why the football was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

CLOSED An infinite amount of infinitesimals walk into a bar. - Don't drink and derive!

CLOSED ERROR: Successfully installed all dependencies.

CLOSED C'mon, you don't know what "clear" means? It's obvious!

CLOSED I'm sorry. You must be confusing me with the maid we don't have.

CLOSED If Mumbo can get 2 million subs, so can you

SOLVED After all these years, the Titanic's pools are still full!

CLOSED Happy number incrementation!

CLOSED Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing minecraft!

CLOSED If you don't know the difference between your and you're, your an idiot.

CLOSED drunk guy

CLOSED I'm graduating with a university degree of 360.

CLOSED I NEED HEALING!!!

CLOSED a 666x666 has to be a vortex cause its the portal to hell.

CLOSED When your teacher gives a 45 minute lecture about wasting time...

CLOSED /lol suggestion totally not based off my skin

CLOSED How did the cameraman hold his breath long enough to record Finding Nemo?

CLOSED My wife just said "You weren't even listening were you?" I said, "That's a pretty weird way to start a conversation."

CLOSED I'd tell you a joke about Windows, but it'd be too paneful to tell.

CLOSED Rubik's Brand? Yuck!

SOLVED Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.

SOLVED 乇乂ㄒ尺卂ㄒ卄丨匚匚

CLOSED Aristotle first described the four elements as Fire, Water, Earth, and Lays.

CLOSED THOSE ARE ALIENS!!

CLOSED No dying allowed. Punishable by death.

SOLVED What are you gonna do, stab me? -stabbed victim

CLOSED Apple always makes top notch phones.

CLOSED Ladies call me Windows '98, cause I'm always crashing at your mum's house.

CLOSED I would just keep driving, if the fuel is empty.

CLOSED ERMAGAWD! is that siedni?! :o

CLOSED Ice Cube is 48 and he still hasn't melted.

CLOSED Guys look, I made a 2x2 etho door.

CLOSED Bike is short for Bicheal.

CLOSED Lives for sale! 42% off!

CLOSED Is it bad that the "Entry requests for /lol" subforum is the most active one on the website?

CLOSED Who here likes realistic redstone?

CLOSED i'm literally laughing my ass out!

CLOSED Mayonnaisal spray. For when you're breathing a little *too* easy...

CLOSED Edtulane 101: say "wb" and then leave and rejoin

CLOSED Knowledge isn't power - Wattage is.

SOLVED Salt is a way of life.

CLOSED NANI?!

CLOSED I would like to buy a hamburger

CLOSED Can I please apply for member

CLOSED I just peel the stickers off!

SOLVED BREAKING NEWS: Man spots tree in woods, local UFO pilot confirms sighting

CLOSED How did Mace die? Through the Windu of course.

SOLVED After crashing my AMG into a tree, I knew exactly how the Mercedes bends.

CLOSED /cape

SOLVED Something about subtraction doesn't add up..

CLOSED Why the fuck is mumbo making so many "challenge" videos?

SOLVED Common sense isn't very common

CLOSED the key to trusted is groove

CLOSED No. (extra letters for minimum title length, not part of the lol)

SOLVED "absolutely wicked" -mumbo 2017

CLOSED It's a feature!

CLOSED Hey, it's not directional anymore! Oh wait. It's locational...

CLOSED This /lol had never been publicly shown before --- until, of course, it was publicly shown.

CLOSED Don't trust atoms, they make up everything

CLOSED edtulane 101 new lol

CLOSED New lol

CLOSED If you stick your head in an oven, and your feet in the Arctic, on average you're comfortable.

CLOSED I code in English.

CLOSED Is that a rubix triangle?

CLOSED We have encountered a linear disruption in the bit stream

CLOSED Ingles en el chat principal, por favor.

CLOSED Jomo is retired and logal is admin now? That is the craziest thing I've ever heard

CLOSED She ran up to her room and slammed the 8x8 in my face!

CLOSED What is the ip to ORE?

CLOSED I like is-land better then i-land, it rolls of the tuong better.

CLOSED The sun is a deadly lazer

CLOSED The Internet: Where men are men, women are men, and kids are FBI agents

CLOSED Don't //grief!

CLOSED gg stupid doors

CLOSED Lol #56 was wrong; According to string concatenation, 1+1 = 11.

CLOSED HELP! MY CAPS LOCK & SHIFT KEYS DON'T WORK!

CLOSED I saw a compact version of this, but I don't remember which plot.

CLOSED Error: Division by four

CLOSED Anyone know a plot with some doors?

SOLVED Can you send me a VPN server?

CLOSED Welcome to Redstoner, we'll leave the door open!

CLOSED 69 is my favourite number!

CLOSED You need to make your plot more interesting.

CLOSED Do you have a license for that?

CLOSED Observers are like staff: they're Always watching™

CLOSED I gotta go take a shit, 2 sec

CLOSED Sea lions are just seals that have lost an electron.

CLOSED Red.. stone... what's that? A drug I haven't heard of or something?

CLOSED I speak American.

CLOSED ATTENTION: IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE WAS DIAGNOSED WITH MESOTHELIOMA YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO FINANCIAL COMPENSATION

CLOSED Hey, I'm an admin on another server, can I be an admin here?

CLOSED &4&lI DON'T CARE IF IT MAKES SENSE I ONLY CARE IF IT WORKS

CLOSED /kick Redempt For retiring

CLOSED Moody ass poops say "Doom!"

CLOSED Nemes backwards

CLOSED Hi!

CLOSED "Nemes, how many lol's were rejected?" *Nemes searches forums for a whole day* "Infinity and beyond."

CLOSED Please welcome Notch to Redstoner!

CLOSED ^

CLOSED Come coop with me! I'll even stick your head to it if you help!

CLOSED "If you love something, expecting something in return, an eye makes think."

CLOSED No littering, violators will be fine.

CLOSED How do you guys survive doing all this redstoning?

CLOSED Who wants shroomy joe for lunch?

CLOSED Error 404: Lol Message Not Found

CLOSED You can't use saylol for another 0s.

CLOSED The rotation of the planet really makes my day.

CLOSED I like öld överused jökes

CLOSED Why can't dinosaurs clap? They're dead.

CLOSED Programmers need glasses to C++!

CLOSED drölf

CLOSED Take a Fishing Rod !

CLOSED Mother: Timmy. what's your part in the band? Timmy: *sniffs overdramatically* Mum: Oh...

CLOSED Error! Your 'h' key is broken! Type 'help' for help!

CLOSED To view this Lol message press Alt & F4 at the same time

CLOSED Wheres the redstone heart?

CLOSED If you crossed out a line, would you be double crossing it?

SOLVED Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

CLOSED Find me 1 units of Synthetic Meat. For business purposes of course.

CLOSED Did you know that amish communities have a much lower rate of cyberbullying?

CLOSED The geography that I stands compares you inferior

CLOSED A day in the life of a redstoner? Hah, we have no lives!

CLOSED [Plotme] Succesfully cleared your plot #1

CLOSED One the scale of 1 to America how free are you tonight? North Korea.

CLOSED REDDER AND STRONGER!

CLOSED redstone+water=FUCK THIS GAME

CLOSED Why am I being ban?

CLOSED Killed ya till you have no XP. XP!

SOLVED I decided to freeze myself at -275.15 degrees Celsius. My friends think I'm crazy but I'll be 0K.

CLOSED #microtickconspiracy

CLOSED What's a dico

CLOSED Hey! How come we can drink alcohol when it's poisonous?

CLOSED I could spend 20 years in Chernobyl and still be less cancerous than you

CLOSED Layout sized is based on piston inputs, while setup sized is SacredRedstone

CLOSED stuff

CLOSED Mathematicians shouldn't drink and derive

CLOSED I made an encoder. Where's Dico-der?

CLOSED The secret to redstone is closely guarded by the masters. I found it, and it is-- SEGMENTATION FAULT.

CLOSED I'm a Dowche bag filled with redstone dust.

SOLVED The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe!

CLOSED This redstone creation will do as parkour map

CLOSED I typed your symptoms into the this online doctor thing and it says you could have a network connectivity problem

CLOSED Counting from 1-5, 1, 2 and what's the third one again?

CLOSED You have to be odd to be number one

CLOSED 6 Out of 5 people have trouble with fractions.

CLOSED If Jesus died for our sin, who died for our cos and tan?

CLOSED IT'S A CLOCK!!!

CLOSED Did you just assume his gender?

CLOSED You have problems.

CLOSED This octopus is so under-cooked, I can still hear it telling Spongebob to fuck off

CLOSED I'm gonna need to get off my lazy ass and do it, but not now.

CLOSED I'M NOT HAVING THIS ARGUMENT ANYMORE

CLOSED I wear tank tops to express my right to bare arms

CLOSED thicc

CLOSED /p HL:3

SOLVED DECEARING EGG

CLOSED Why are piston doors a thing?

SOLVED A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

CLOSED Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

CLOSED Use 10! seconds to make 6 weeks sound shorter..

CLOSED an lol idea is grammatically correct

SOLVED corea

CLOSED rainbow spagetti.

CLOSED That's thoroughly unfortunate.

CLOSED I won a maths debate

CLOSED AMD has Threadripper, Intel has Walletripper.

CLOSED Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

CLOSED You've Triggered My Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia!

CLOSED LoLs aRe sUpPoSeD tO Be FuNnY

CLOSED The moon is made of cheese. *cocks pistol* And I'm lactose intolerant.

CLOSED Read our DMCA at redstoner.com/dmca

CLOSED PJSalt

CLOSED lol, I said it

CLOSED The life of π

CLOSED /rl ol

CLOSED Neverminh

CLOSED Observerless redstone, for people with 1.10 withdrawal symptoms.

CLOSED She's a guy.

CLOSED In progress

CLOSED I'm better at making everything into a competition than you

CLOSED Your my arch-NEMESIS13cz

CLOSED I can't speak English at all

CLOSED Yeah Science!

SOLVED Who is the owner?

CLOSED I forgot what I was going to say

CLOSED :internal screaming:

CLOSED klean your sink

CLOSED Where are the animals come from?

CLOSED Snooping as usual, I see...

CLOSED Nyoom

CLOSED Do you have cans, sir?

CLOSED I'm insecure about my security.

CLOSED Coal seam gas? I couldn't give a frack!

CLOSED If theres A hole in my plot, Is it a plot hole?

CLOSED I am not good, I am GOD.

CLOSED stym? whats that a new type of milk?

CLOSED I use big words to sound protosythesis.

CLOSED Redstoner did a better job at maturing people than school did.

CLOSED /alias add nyx Daddy

CLOSED TheTriggeredLinny

CLOSED TheTriggeredDefender

SOLVED you could make a religion out of this

SOLVED He's a synner.

CLOSED It appears this redstone door has given me a full-body herpes.

CLOSED I can Smell YOU.

CLOSED How do you request friendship?

SOLVED There are two types of people in the world: those who need closure

SOLVED Why does people not inglish?

CLOSED Trying to get trusted is like trying to get a spouse: you can't.

CLOSED Observers observing observers observe observation.

CLOSED There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

CLOSED Pepe = Logal

CLOSED First, calmly smoke weed.

CLOSED No english in the main chat!

CLOSED Gunshots in a Crowded Mall™ - For a Sugar Riddled Breakfast!

SOLVED They'ren't

CLOSED &oGithub: Now 18+

CLOSED If I had a dollar for every gender, I'd have $1.78

CLOSED In a cavern deep below the Earth, Nemes, Pepe, Jomo, Redempt, MisaXage, peterjiang and thelegend27 meet in the Secret Council of /\w*([aoe])\w\1\w*/i.

CLOSED SnoWelcome backrawl

CLOSED <3

CLOSED my brother is moajang

CLOSED I am going to put cute stickers on your rotting corpse ❤

CLOSED a im playingg maincrafd

CLOSED "Did you build a donator, or did you donate a builder?" - Doomblah

CLOSED Pepe, when will we be friends?

CLOSED Bane of Arhurpods!

CLOSED Order of youtube comments: first, first, first, first, first. . .

CLOSED Pepe! Pepe! I'm a Neme!

CLOSED Why does Mumbo say that's all the time he has for today when all he did was a 5 minute video?

SOLVED 2b || !2b, that is the question...

CLOSED What day is it? - It's "Bring your kinks to work day!"

CLOSED Alternative Math

SOLVED ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

CLOSED Flick all the things \o/

CLOSED Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product.

CLOSED lol closed as primarily opinion-based

CLOSED "The observer is like Donald Trump, nothing has ever split the nations so much before"

CLOSED same

CLOSED do { listen (); } while (stay = true);

CLOSED Kermit the frog could hack you with his tounge

CLOSED /lol contains 99.9% failure!

CLOSED Survivor.com

CLOSED Mostly Bug Free

CLOSED :D

CLOSED May contain nuts.

CLOSED ...experiencing massive piece seperation- AAAAHHH!!!

CLOSED What's a Pokémon fan's favourite circuit? The R-S-Norlax

SOLVED Now with 100% more yellow text!

CLOSED Can you be my testy person?

CLOSED I'm writing a book on how to read.

CLOSED According to /firstseen, everyone is trusted.

(not an entry) List of lols for reconsideration, and lols suitable for an edit or removal

CLOSED thıs lol ıs poıntless

CLOSED Beep. Beep. I'm a sheep. I said beep beep I'm a sheep.

CLOSED I'm 12 and what is this

CLOSED My computer is just so fucking turned on right now

CLOSED [ X ] Doubt [ ] No doubt

CLOSED When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

CLOSED 19.99 TPS? LAG

CLOSED like that

CLOSED Redstoner rules? TLDR LOL

CLOSED I'm sorry, but you do not have the permission to perform this command. Please contact the server administrators if you believe that this is in error.

CLOSED git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

SOLVED Funny, but not /lol worthy

CLOSED Would you like me to Pore you a Bukkit of milk from a Spigot, to go with your Sponge cake?

CLOSED To avoid annoying grammar geeks, make sure you know where your prepositions are at.

CLOSED Lol request - Sylo_

CLOSED Redstoner lacks logic

CLOSED Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word.

CLOSED Lolgal!

CLOSED Minecraft is edgy.

CLOSED That door is just so a-door-able.

CLOSED This server is so dusty. The owner should wipe it.

CLOSED Redstone clocks tick me off.

CLOSED All donations go to kids suffering from Viper syndrome

CLOSED I would really like to beef up my self-esteem a bit, but I don't deserve it.

CLOSED How do you ask a question?

CLOSED Can I get donor rank for my birthday?

CLOSED FitMC should go raid 0.0.0.0.

CLOSED Microdicks are real

CLOSED If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I’d have $ 6.30 now.

CLOSED New /lol request

CLOSED New lol

CLOSED Now made with REAL cheese!

CLOSED I love the F5 key. It´s just so refreshing.

CLOSED Title text here

CLOSED When I heard oxygen and magnesium were going out, I was like OMG.

CLOSED Do it and I will kill you to death

CLOSED Oganesson, the only true OG element

CLOSED Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.

CLOSED I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I am perfect.

CLOSED In der Tat

CLOSED Let's eat Grandpa!

CLOSED Smart people don't call themselves smart. Me included.

CLOSED Wow, my edge meter is off the charts!

SOLVED What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

CLOSED After looking at both sides of the situation, all I can say is. I don't care.

CLOSED Are you a bad enough dude to rescue this /lol?

CLOSED College is the opposite of kidnapping; they demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back.

CLOSED I'm the 17th user!!!

CLOSED sika blat

CLOSED You see, but you do not observer.

CLOSED To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you. You have my Word.

CLOSED This lol is 2% milk

SOLVED Floppy disks are like Jesus; they died to become the icon of saving.

CLOSED Firefox, I choose you!

CLOSED Dont abuse, Send nudes.

CLOSED Spaghetti!

CLOSED THIS IS A REDSTONER. IT STONES RED.

CLOSED One guacamole equals 6.022x10^23 guacas. You could even call it... Avocado's number.

CLOSED Oh my Pep! :O

CLOSED #PrayForSweden

CLOSED Oh my gosh, a 7x7! It's perfect!

CLOSED Anyone have any redstone ideas? I'm having a redstone block...

CLOSED If there's a layout, there's a smaller version

CLOSED Do you perceive my conscientious handling of delicate syntax note-worthy?

CLOSED Im using MySpace

CLOSED That moment when your mom comes over to you talking about this thing she found called "Charlie Bit my Finger"

CLOSED Can it run Crysis?

CLOSED Alright Go Magikarp!!

CLOSED I say 200!

CLOSED Your being 2 negative

CLOSED I'm having an exponential crisis!

CLOSED PlatypusGod1 = Pepe

CLOSED I have a good joke! The joke is MumboJumbo.

CLOSED Hey wheres Ghost_Rock_?

CLOSED Ooh I want a tempban!

CLOSED New lol

CLOSED My welcome? What about my welcome?

CLOSED This orogeny is driven by a huge thrust fault

CLOSED NOONE CARES! :D

SOLVED fuck this, I'm putting a shirt on

CLOSED *angry dooting*

CLOSED Black lives ARE matter!

CLOSED Jar Jar Binks was the only good thing about episode one.

SOLVED How do you buy ranks here?

CLOSED Ya like jazz?

CLOSED and they don't stop coming

CLOSED Your face isn't a good input!

CLOSED Thanks a lol

CLOSED 88 MILES PER HOUR!!!!!!!!

CLOSED I was going to start an online bakery but then I deleted my cookies

CLOSED lol amd

CLOSED Results may vary

CLOSED tsaoT

SOLVED Toast

CLOSED 90 arbitrary temperature units in here

CLOSED Lubarsky’s Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There’s always one more bug.

CLOSED unban me

CLOSED I'd like to tell you a joke about energy, but I'm tired

CLOSED If I had to describe myself in one word that word would be "Doesn't follow instructions"

CLOSED I’d tell you a good time travel joke, but you didn't like it.

CLOSED "How much did you work?" "450 Joules"

CLOSED I like the purple, and the gay purple

CLOSED Mumbo want coin

SOLVED In Soviet Matrix, the spoon bends you!

CLOSED Mumbo is better than Dico

CLOSED What is the number for 911?

CLOSED If alcohol influences short-term memory, what does alcohol do?

CLOSED Canadians.

CLOSED Life is wonderful. Without it you're dead.

CLOSED The 45th president of the united states.

CLOSED = Backup Failed!

CLOSED I'd rather a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

CLOSED Life gave me a door. I made it smaller.

CLOSED It's not a bug, it's a feature.

CLOSED no I'm a vegetable

CLOSED I want to say something, something.

CLOSED No, this is Patrick.

CLOSED It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

CLOSED Unseamless is cheaty!

CLOSED You smell that smelly Futsy?

CLOSED I'd like to shank the academy

CLOSED "Please, STOP saying why!!" "why?"

CLOSED haha lol

CLOSED Rubiks³

CLOSED Then put this repeater on 7 ticks...

CLOSED Mining Times...

CLOSED I am ambidextrous when cubing!

CLOSED *facebook* that hurt

CLOSED LOL! I can use /lol

CLOSED I will observantly observe you observing observers in your observatory

SOLVED My new year's resolution is 1920x1080

CLOSED WinRawr xD

CLOSED We are Number One!

SOLVED /sudo make me a sandwich.

CLOSED Is it thelegend27?

CLOSED I haven't eaten since last year

CLOSED What do a Roman say in an argument? You wot mVIII

CLOSED Lag Mashine

CLOSED I'm so happy to live in America, I can't stand the United States.

CLOSED I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

CLOSED Solar FREAKIN' Roadways!

CLOSED FullStop

SOLVED Microticks are real

CLOSED "Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me" - Galileo

CLOSED wercum to my labretori ver savety iz numbar 1 priorti

CLOSED Im supposed to use /lol but this redstoner keeps kicking my ass

SOLVED I told you a million times not to exaggerate!

SOLVED My thoughts are pure, my thoughts are minty fresh.

CLOSED Just as my SD Card ran out

SOLVED Pep, stop sudoing me!

CLOSED /p h:-1

CLOSED To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.

CLOSED Haha.. ha..

CLOSED chris™as

CLOSED You are given boobs not to put oil on it and showcase it all around the world.

SOLVED rawr xD

CLOSED I broke a rule, time to buy a new ruler

CLOSED I like using long words because it makes me sound more photosynthesis.

CLOSED How do you promote someone again?

CLOSED 'Your mom was doing it' 'like what? Making a cake? Mk'

SOLVED I invented a new word.. Plagiarism.

CLOSED He wasn't fit to crash us...

CLOSED *RedStone

SOLVED Wait! Don't say it! It's on the tip of my Tuong...

CLOSED I don't know..

CLOSED FUN FACT: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator of the Earth, most of them would drown.

CLOSED Would you die if you were scared half to death twice?

CLOSED Wanna hear a joke? Pronouncation

CLOSED Watch the capos

CLOSED Leems segit

CLOSED @jesus: "just hanging #brb" (3 days ago)

CLOSED *while watching tv* son! stop playing video games!

CLOSED oh

CLOSED Correct me if I'm right

CLOSED On an unrelated note, mine exploded.

CLOSED Mountain Dewm

CLOSED iiumop-ap!sdn

CLOSED Don't let your memes be dreams

CLOSED Want to hear a joke? Too bad, 'cause someone is going to get offended and cry to their mama.

CLOSED from brain import humor

CLOSED I'll only get worried when Trump starts talking sense, that's a sign of the apocalypse.

CLOSED The Galaxy Note 7 Is so mind blowing!

CLOSED Fuckin' PJ! How does he work??

CLOSED Learning about spheres is pointless

CLOSED I like to use big words to sound photosynthesis.

CLOSED Exaggeraion went up by a million precent last year

CLOSED Semen is white (shrug)

CLOSED The bud isn't a bug its an insect!

CLOSED I don't speak mexican!

SOLVED Just make Mexico pay for it!

CLOSED Rule 12 No walls Mr. Trump

CLOSED my door is ment to be big

CLOSED You are now op!

SOLVED *cries in spanish*

CLOSED America was awesome.. before the election

CLOSED The great thing about being tall is that everyone looks up to you

CLOSED There are 10 types of people, those who know hexadecimal, and F the rest.

CLOSED The American voting system

CLOSED Redstoner rule 12: Don't be like Trump.

CLOSED Want to hear a joke? -The results of the 2016 election

CLOSED ooOOOoo.. COLORS :DD

CLOSED if loop

CLOSED According to the laws of physics, fat people are more attractive.

CLOSED Making an analogy is like dancing: If you don't know how, don't try in public.

SOLVED There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

CLOSED "<3" "Is that a dick?"

CLOSED Mr Wang

CLOSED This LOL has Super Cow Powers

CLOSED Did you hear about the guy who broke both his left arm and left leg? He’s all right now.

CLOSED /p h:0

CLOSED I used to be a banker, but I lost interest..

CLOSED When life gives you lemons, make combustible lemons and burn life's house down!

CLOSED Ever since that fisherman, ive been hooked...

CLOSED I think there is a duck in my router. It always goes NAT, NAT, NAT.

CLOSED vote for me, millennials! *dabs*

CLOSED Some cubes have parody errors.

CLOSED Bad...ish

CLOSED Broken pencils are pointless

CLOSED I really wanted a camouflage shirt, but I couldn't find one

SOLVED Don't trust atoms, they make everything up

CLOSED Dico's out for harambe!

CLOSED Throw your balls at it!

SOLVED Y'eauL'eau

CLOSED Beware of 1D-Ten-T errors.

CLOSED You'd struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.

CLOSED It’s a /me, mario

SOLVED Did you just assume my existence?

SOLVED Deutschland!!

CLOSED Mumbo's redstone is amazing!

CLOSED Who started the "your mom" joke? . . . Your mom

CLOSED Can I join your realm?

SOLVED Safespace.com

CLOSED According to FitMC, spamming IS a cool thing

CLOSED The last time Xav left, FitMC attacked redstoner

SOLVED It would make my weeg

CLOSED *this is also not a lol request* (srsly)

CLOSED Behold, Le Butt.

CLOSED I will make this server (fucked up) great again!

CLOSED Harry potter was walking on a hill, he is JK Rowling.

SOLVED "You're a unit of power, Harry." "I'm a watt?"

CLOSED What is hard water? Ice, of course

CLOSED This is taking longer than finding out what Nokia's strong shit is made of

CLOSED Therefore I am a jelly donut

CLOSED Me: Motherfucker! Dad: You rang?

CLOSED Math? I thought you said meth!

CLOSED I presenteth to thee thy's empty knowledge of redstone.

CLOSED The Pan hammer has borken!

CLOSED The Life of /p i

CLOSED If I get a penny for each time someone says "I'm bored", I would get small loans of million dollars

CLOSED iLinux 10

CLOSED It's august in September.

CLOSED Flick the button!

CLOSED Holy frig dude that hurt like Motherfrigger!

SOLVED I'd tell you a joke about Unix, but I don't have permission.

CLOSED RAMbo

CLOSED Writed signs

CLOSED How many redstoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

CLOSED M.A.T.H.S. = Mental Abuse To Human Society

CLOSED Suprise Buttsex

SOLVED What did Earth say to the other planets? "You guys have no life"

CLOSED Calling admins badmins will make them madmins.

CLOSED Big **Mac** and **Mac**Book, two very addictive things

CLOSED Brb eating

SOLVED Farting on an elevator is wrong on so many levels

CLOSED Minecraft, a game where a sun can rotate through an infinite world.

CLOSED Sleeping? I can do it with my eyes closed!

CLOSED The flat world society has members all around the globe

CLOSED Don't be so hardon my emoticons.

SOLVED **THIS IS NOT A LOL REQUEST**

CLOSED I ate autocorrect

CLOSED Something tells me the light switch is to high,but i cant quiet put my finger on it

SOLVED Computers are like air conditioning. They both become useless after you open Windows

CLOSED I wanted to be a juggler, but I don't have the balls to do it

CLOSED uwo™9

CLOSED Babies cant be made if you don't care, cause zero fucks are given

CLOSED OMG, I DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT

CLOSED I don't need math! I'll just make videogames when I grow up!

CLOSED Pen-Pineapple-Apple-PenPineapple Pen

SOLVED ["hip" , "hip"]

CLOSED Everyone survived.. on its way to hell

CLOSED Should I LOL or ROFLMAO

CLOSED Some fries, motherfucker

CLOSED Dell-icious

CLOSED Here it is the 2x2 door its only 39253794845664 blocks making it VERY small

CLOSED wut's the password?!

CLOSED TWENNY WEN!

CLOSED Well. I got it from my local tesco bar

SOLVED My attitude isn't bad, it's in beta.

SOLVED Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

CLOSED That joke was definitely not from survival, because it was a creative joke

CLOSED Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

CLOSED I don't like /lol

CLOSED Insert Lenny Here - uSG_Shock 2k16

CLOSED I am retard.

CLOSED I took it, and I threw it on the ground!

CLOSED Roses are red, violets are red, the grass is red, your garden is on fire

CLOSED lel

CLOSED I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it.

CLOSED I like to use big words to sound photosynthesis.

CLOSED That relatable moment when you accidentally fuck a garden gnome

CLOSED Grass...

CLOSED Don't kys over a block game.

SOLVED ~, sweet ~

CLOSED I resist everything except temptation..

CLOSED My dad died on 9/11.. He was a great pilot

CLOSED Omg look at this redstone signal! Its over 9000!!!!!

CLOSED I wondered why that baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

CLOSED I used to think the brain was the most important organ, but then I thought, whats telling me that?

CLOSED Let’s perform the baby maker dance!

CLOSED Error: funny lols not available

CLOSED STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHP.

CLOSED I prefer cheese...

CLOSED Dangit Debian

CLOSED Make Lols Great Again!

CLOSED <-- Just farted.

CLOSED Finally! Red water!

CLOSED I made a door! Seam and flushless!

CLOSED It's a Trap remix!

CLOSED Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

CLOSED what is up redstoner nation im your admin Killer Nemestar

CLOSED dank memz = windows is in danger

CLOSED Cheesus rice!

CLOSED Pumpkins scare away creepers right?

CLOSED If this is a lol why is nobody laughing?

SOLVED Behold the field in which I grow my fucks, lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is barren.

CLOSED Potatoes have skin.. I have skin... therefor I must be a potato!

CLOSED rip harambe

CLOSED Hello, is it me your looking for

SOLVED I employ my extensive lexicon to the indubious detriment of others to display my enormous intellect.

CLOSED Y'all Need Juan

CLOSED It's not as hard as it seems, its harder!!!!

CLOSED Trump

CLOSED Lol it out!

CLOSED Im FUCKING in!

CLOSED Help /lol isn't working!

CLOSED Sorry my cat wrote it!

CLOSED You done goofed it!

CLOSED "Mac Donalds" you say!? MURICA

CLOSED Help! I can't put 5 ticks on a repeater!

CLOSED Why Do You Talk Like This?!

CLOSED "Life"

CLOSED /ban Anna Let it go.

CLOSED The game minecraft. . . you mean my life?

CLOSED Excuse me, but do you have valid fake credentials?

CLOSED What?

CLOSED Welcome to .-. . -.. ... - --- -. . .-. -·-·--

CLOSED 01101100 01101111 01101100!

CLOSED Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

CLOSED Gimme dat BUD

CLOSED Chicken nuggets is like my family

CLOSED Not right now I haz redstone to do!

CLOSED Why do the Redstone Bud Bugs exist?!

CLOSED u click i NO irl

CLOSED Oh Puhn Seeeesaameee!

CLOSED /tpahere like, everybody.

CLOSED Woah, I almost gave a fuck

CLOSED Fuck off emoji

CLOSED snoWelcome Back To Redstoner!alls

CLOSED YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.

CLOSED You learn something new every Monday!

CLOSED ba™an

CLOSED How many BUD's could a BUD BUD if a BUD could BUD BUD's?

CLOSED Olympics? Isn't that the new ios?

SOLVED Mom's spaghetti

CLOSED What the fuck lets do like Donald Duck

CLOSED /lol entry- Fire

CLOSED Warning: Having High Volume Could Damage Your Eyes!

CLOSED Oh shit, sherlock!

CLOSED Why are buds always so triggered by the smallest things?

CLOSED Pepich.com:1851

CLOSED Have you mooed today?

CLOSED SayKek 2.0

CLOSED Why are latino mathematicians naughty? They sin cos they're tan.

SOLVED On a scale from 1 to 10, what's your favorite color of the alphabet?

CLOSED TeamSpeak? More like SoloSpeak!

SOLVED For legal reasons, that's a joke.

CLOSED &&a&&l&&o&&uYES

CLOSED quack

CLOSED Lol

CLOSED Borker

CLOSED If you fail something, call it version 1.0

CLOSED Caps Lock - Preventing login since 1980

CLOSED <joke><img src="you.png"/></joke>

CLOSED .semeN iH

CLOSED 25$ PSC or DDos!!

CLOSED L'eauf of bread

CLOSED ፕዘጎነ ቻዐክፕ ጋሁነፕ ኗልሀቿ ጠቿ ርልክርቿዪ

CLOSED #MakeLOLsGreatAgain

CLOSED Anyone wants to skype? I’m bored assfuck

SOLVED t r i g g e r e d

CLOSED Please stop stealing my words™.

CLOSED l'eaul

CLOSED Why can’t we have nickNEMES?

CLOSED I wanna eat you out of house and home

CLOSED I've been using Vim for two years now, mostly because I can't figure out how to close it.

CLOSED Here's a pointer for you all: 0x3A28213A

CLOSED You put the SOB in sober.

CLOSED ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

CLOSED Wingardium leviosahhhhhhhh.

CLOSED The more popular a server is, the crappier the staff gets. That's why Redstoner is getting so popular!

CLOSED Call Goat-busters!

CLOSED Why was school easier for cave people? Because there was no history to study!

SOLVED according to chemistry alchohol is a solution!

CLOSED Error 500: Lol malfunction.

CLOSED The GPU is dumb... It just follows instructions.. just like our staff team...

CLOSED Butt powered!

CLOSED E to the I to the E I O is E to the Wau to the Tau Wau Wau

CLOSED "I'm 1/4th German" "Do you feel 1/4th desire to kill some jews?"

CLOSED In germany we are 99% Racist and 1% Nazi

CLOSED surprise buttsex

CLOSED I will good English translation

CLOSED ssh 0.0.0.0 echo :/ forever alone

CLOSED "My FPS is down to 200!"-Teixon, 2k16

SOLVED How l'eau can you go?

CLOSED Budum Tsskyx

CLOSED I hold the power to ruin everything.. an axe.

CLOSED Check it out guys, I made a fully functional WOM!

CLOSED Check it out guys, I made a fully functional WOM!

CLOSED I wun my speling be!

CLOSED The Election: A popularity contest

CLOSED I've been hacked by "Mojang"

CLOSED SayLel: no permission

CLOSED Jacob Sartorius - Sweatshop

CLOSED /o/ phew, dodged that, almost gave a fuck!

CLOSED Jacob Sartorius

CLOSED But then I got high

CLOSED Eat your vitamins before they eat you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

CLOSED Apparently "list" wasn't a good username

CLOSED bush did 0.818181812

CLOSED I'm Not Rude, I Just Say What Everyone Else Is Thinking

CLOSED STOP WITH THAT!

CLOSED Lols aren't healthy anymore these days.

CLOSED Cubing related /lol

CLOSED Cuz life, deal with it

CLOSED /seen pepich

CLOSED \o high five!.... /o/ rekt!

CLOSED plug.dj/redstoner... End of joke

CLOSED If Micro$oft ever makes a good product it better be a vacuum cleaner, because it would legitimately suck.

CLOSED last time I fucked with MC code, Sand flew upwards.

CLOSED Don't be such a baby, ribs grow back!

CLOSED The sum of the squareroots of an isosceles triangle is equal to the squareroot of the remaining side

CLOSED I wrote this randomly in chat, everyone told me i should request it as a lol... So i did it!!!1!

CLOSED Can I ask a question?

CLOSED lol

CLOSED Ladies, Gentlemen, can you please not.

CLOSED IMA-FIREN-MAH-LAZAR!!!11!11!!!

CLOSED My Grammar are bad

CLOSED Help! I'm being eaten by a python!

CLOSED Donald Trump

CLOSED That's what Mineplex is for.

CLOSED Can atheists use /god?

CLOSED HighPingxel

CLOSED Ba dewm tss!

CLOSED Your battery is low: craptop mode activatez!

CLOSED My lawyer is an avocado!

CLOSED Did Dico just move!?!

CLOSED How do you spell xersize?

CLOSED don't let your nemes be nemes

CLOSED Would you like some pumpkin π?

CLOSED Rick-LOL

CLOSED Welcome to drugstoner!

CLOSED Without pi, an opinion is just an onion.

CLOSED "Mildly amusing statement" MAKE IT A LOL!!!

CLOSED This is definetely my last lol

CLOSED Javascript = coffee paper

CLOSED Spider child, spider child.

CLOSED Water, a redstoner's best friend.

CLOSED Fappy Pirthday son! Hope you get a good time

CLOSED I didn't know it would do *THAT*

CLOSED monkreft setbleng is the illuminati confirmed

CLOSED Yeah, I said that.

CLOSED §7Nemes §c•

CLOSED /alias add StoopidLOL FunnyLOL

CLOSED Oh noes! You are die.

SOLVED logic doesn't make sense

CLOSED ^ What it said!

CLOSED uh oh

CLOSED Hexaflexa476f6cOdOaOdOaOdOa

CLOSED McDonald Trump!

CLOSED Oh my dog spelled backwards!

CLOSED If you hold the unix shell up to your ear, can you hear the C?

CLOSED P h

CLOSED Minceraft™

CLOSED how do you promote someone again

CLOSED hi babe yas i am real man you want to go skateboards?

CLOSED fite me 1v1 club penguin

CLOSED PopTartis!

CLOSED Hey you! Wanna colllba?

CLOSED True---> <---False

CLOSED I remember when good lols were requested.

CLOSED Shot through the plot! And you're too late!

CLOSED I'm the the speling Nazi

CLOSED caen some1 pls halp me with my 1x1!?!?

CLOSED Why can't I place command blocks?

CLOSED Pie + Big Lots = Plots

CLOSED Eggo Lmayonnaise

CLOSED I like men now...

CLOSED Can You Eat It??

CLOSED !false. It's funny because, it's true.

CLOSED .;,;.

CLOSED It's not a bug, it's a feature!

CLOSED A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks "Can I join you?"

CLOSED Mom! Get the camera!

CLOSED Look mom! I'm on a lol!

SOLVED Twice as much? You only said a bit more!

CLOSED Ha ha mua

CLOSED I perfer logic over doors. How logical.

CLOSED Nemes Hentes

CLOSED The time is MEOW!

CLOSED PrOPa_ gwam/mar! wuz ?D_aT!

CLOSED If you like, the way, you look that much, oh maybe you should go and date Donald Trump

CLOSED Nicky Minenash

CLOSED I code in YAML!

CLOSED pls.

SOLVED DilDoS

[OLD]List of lols

CLOSED Can Dams Give a Damn?

CLOSED CAPS? WATER THOSE!

SOLVED Doominati confirmed :o

CLOSED Maizumanati confirmed :o

CLOSED &0C&1o&2l&3o&4u&5r&6s

CLOSED Pep talks

CLOSED Whats the piston layout for a 2x2?

CLOSED Is that a flush vault door?!

CLOSED Lol

CLOSED I just LOVE leeches! :DDDDD

CLOSED Warning : You have been on for one year! Do you wish to log off and get a life?

CLOSED What's an "outside?" Can you eat it?

CLOSED Dang it, it broke. Thanks Nyx.

CLOSED It's quiet, too quiet.

CLOSED Ow no, Nemes is online.

CLOSED I love twisting Rubik's triangles!

CLOSED PJ has a good sense of humor

CLOSED HOW ABOUT NO

CLOSED The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

CLOSED +1

CLOSED Here come dat boi...

CLOSED **HELP! ITS A CIRCLE!**

CLOSED Waterrius25

CLOSED Is this ORE?

CLOSED I feed my dog glitter and now it's shitting magic!

CLOSED Compacto Spetrolum!

CLOSED Yea, if you could follow the format; That would be great.

CLOSED Classic Parker Square

CLOSED Bill Nyx The Science Guy! Bill Bill Bill Bill!

CLOSED Shit it's... Shit!

SOLVED Unfortunately, peanut butter.

CLOSED Guten Tag, you're it!

CLOSED How do you get Trusted?

SOLVED Did I just hear some WRONG OPINIONS?

CLOSED My programming face. {•_•}

CLOSED How about no

CLOSED No LOL Left Behind!!!

CLOSED Do Alt + F4 to &mQuit the game&e Get an FPS boost!

CLOSED Best troll lol.

CLOSED Redstoner... I've been cheating on you with another server :(

CLOSED OMG! I made a screenshit!

CLOSED Looks like we'll need an XORcism!

CLOSED StarWars LoL

CLOSED Logan is crashing the server again. [Pls read the body message]

CLOSED Go home, you're ~~drunk~~ technically illiterate

CLOSED RAGE RELOG!

CLOSED Who? Who? What are you, a f█cking owl?

CLOSED Is the owner online?

CLOSED I haz Gr@m3r!

CLOSED I like big werds

CLOSED Sing along and I fucking kill you.

CLOSED Why isn't the repeater turning on??

CLOSED #relatable

CLOSED Guys, I made a 3 tick not gate!

CLOSED Everybody do the flop!

CLOSED Itz Dicko! :o

CLOSED L'eau l'eau l'eau l'eau l'eau l'eau!!!

CLOSED McDonalds: Im Lovin' it, Truth: Im Gainin' it

CLOSED Oh a fan? Cool!

CLOSED O god another dico fanboy ;-;

CLOSED Donald Trumpet!

CLOSED AutoCorrect, the best grammar nazi ever

CLOSED NOOOO! Ive been Doomoted

CLOSED Slut his throat

CLOSED Please welcome ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Lenny( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to Redstoner!

SOLVED Woah! Is that a 10x10?!

CLOSED Dont, You, Just, Hate, Commas,

CLOSED Pudding.

CLOSED Paradox = Pair-o-dicks

CLOSED #Hashtag

CLOSED Welcome back! Oh wait he left.

CLOSED Incest! A game the whole family can play!

CLOSED I can see your underwear... You aren't wearing any.

CLOSED *Insert funny joke here*

CLOSED Jonny did you break a piston?

CLOSED I seriously need to get some friends...

CLOSED It's Over '9 x 10^3'!

CLOSED How did I get here?

CLOSED SO enough of that, lets get to the wub wubz

CLOSED The Colors are Colored!!!

CLOSED What you idiost

CLOSED AS Said below, it is fast

CLOSED Grow a pear!

CLOSED Why did you evan do that?

CLOSED Ohhh F- ix auto!

CLOSED If I got a penny each time Trump said something dumb, I'd have a small loan of a million dollars

CLOSED Damn son, thats one big SEXtuple!

CLOSED Lol request

CLOSED ^ what that guy said

CLOSED Damn spam back at it again with the 5 seconds

CLOSED This is so outside and SPORTS! Sorry new words.

CLOSED You remind me of my chinese friend, Ug Lee

CLOSED Optifine turned my potato into a toaster!

CLOSED Rest in pieces

CLOSED What's that ogre from Shrek named?

CLOSED Blarghument

CLOSED Are you gonna eat that?

CLOSED You wont hire me because i dont have experience, i dont have experience because you wont hire me

CLOSED &&5Essentials isn't working!?

CLOSED Pass me a joint of that chocolate pepich?

CLOSED Would you rather kill yourself or commit suicide?

CLOSED "Im 7 tears old :c"

CLOSED Tpyo Mcuh

CLOSED You can't even spell things wrong properly!

CLOSED If I donate 5 dollars, do I get mod?

CLOSED What Could Go Wrong

CLOSED LOL

CLOSED What do you do when life gives you lemons? You throw them back again

CLOSED You people and your door fetishes.

CLOSED We make big piston doors because a 2x1 door isn't big enough for yomama

CLOSED My friend is Admin. He'll ban you!

CLOSED ''What's the number for 911?'' Classified5 2016

CLOSED THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING! RUN!

CLOSED SHIT! IT BLEW UP

CLOSED Error 418: I'm a teapot

CLOSED &0I prefer this colour. It's better for chat

CLOSED riPJ

CLOSED MINECRAFT! For the people who don't have friends!

SOLVED H™L

CLOSED Please don't ban or you will be spammed!

SOLVED Error 404: LOL not found.

CLOSED Weclone!

CLOSED "Im going to make Minecraft great again" - Dico for President

CLOSED DICU, HELP X)

CLOSED There's a sleeping person; let's go ask it questions.

CLOSED Smoked Beef Everyday!

CLOSED Stop f*cking swearing! I'm telling my mom!

SOLVED "Damn Hacker, back at it again with the unfair bans"

CLOSED Oui je suis

CLOSED I guess I aren't living my life to the fall by playing Minecraft

CLOSED Visitor me plz

CLOSED I mean it! I swear!

CLOSED But where did the whalecum from?

CLOSED CFOP? Psshhh... Use Layer by layer!

SOLVED LOL, LIMEWIRE

CLOSED III. .. I . . I ishhhhh, notzz . . .dwuuunk at aaaaaaaaaaaalllll. .. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

CLOSED Lol request

SOLVED I swear to drunk I'm not god.

CLOSED Ranks

SOLVED Sinks can't open doors. Let that sink in

CLOSED *facefloor*

CLOSED Updated

CLOSED Your carrot has been borke

SOLVED Is Pepsi okay?

CLOSED &4fail

CLOSED Guns kill people.

CLOSED Bread makes you fat?

CLOSED lol

CLOSED "How high are you?" "No officer, it's 'Hi, how are you.'"

CLOSED Error <Amount Of Lol's>: Not enough lol's

CLOSED A repeater died today due to timings

CLOSED "How high are you?" "Yes."

SOLVED I've been after my nose my entire life...

CLOSED Hello moto!

CLOSED Sometimes.

CLOSED Funny lol but its a vid D=

CLOSED &k|||&r This SayLOL is loading. Please wait... &k|||

CLOSED Mumbo is the best redstoner.

CLOSED "hai doods (and dico)" -Avensol 21 januari 2016

SOLVED SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKA

CLOSED Surprise

CLOSED motherfucka

CLOSED What does /lol do?

CLOSED Tell me a joke... Replies: Your life.

SOLVED I never finish anythi

CLOSED Does anyone really go down the "Entry requests for /lol" section anymore?

CLOSED She is noob.

CLOSED http://bit.ly/IqT6zt

CLOSED Rip rip, HOORAY!

CLOSED baned???

CLOSED I have no lag cuz my pc got sacred by god.

CLOSED Throw a pool on it.

CLOSED You aren't gonna believe who the greatest person ever is! Read the first two words

SOLVED Why is ram so slow

CLOSED I hate it when people don't complete their sente...

CLOSED Kill two stones with one bird.

CLOSED Drunkin Donuts

CLOSED Sweary word up your ass! <3

CLOSED I can't hear chat because I'm busy reading a movie

CLOSED I had cereal and white liquid for breakfast!

SOLVED Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

SOLVED Not a single LOL was given

CLOSED What did prophet Snoop Dog say when he climbed Mountain Dew?

CLOSED I'm hungry. Want to go to Chipotle anybody?

CLOSED DJ KHALED

CLOSED Can you hear that? That's what I thought. You can't hear text.

CLOSED Beautiful Russian Language

CLOSED Ok pls don't judge this will be bad

CLOSED I thought this is where dico lives

CLOSED Guys tp for a really fast 2x2 door!

CLOSED I'm a cow!

CLOSED /lol

CLOSED Can somebody give me directions to my plot?

CLOSED I heard Ebola spread to the US! Good thing i live in America!

CLOSED /ban ana

CLOSED I can't see you, it's too loud!

CLOSED Trusted admin

CLOSED WHO MOVED MY DESK???

CLOSED Don't do school stay in drugs kids

SOLVED oh

SOLVED I ain't installin' a cow

SOLVED Hey kids, wanna buy some Java?

CLOSED What a PANdemonium!

CLOSED Shes a boy

CLOSED [lol]

CLOSED Hey! Give me my kidneys back!

CLOSED He is a girl!

CLOSED Let's watch "Finding NemOS"!

CLOSED The one we all know and love.

CLOSED May rain death upon them.

CLOSED And suddenly, JOHN CENA! dun dun dun dunnn. Thanks WE.

CLOSED Who’s that sexy beast? Ohh... I clicked on my own profile again ._.

CLOSED McDonalds, the place to do fatness, not fitness

CLOSED Nemes, you're an idiot. Jomo is not our God; you are our God.

CLOSED homo

SOLVED Can I eat that?

CLOSED PanCake

CLOSED The punishment world is paradise.

CLOSED Super-cow-a-fragile-list-stick-eggs-peas-alley-dough-shussh

CLOSED HAHAHAHA

CLOSED How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

SOLVED hulu and hangout!

CLOSED CIA: Crafting Ingots Association

CLOSED NSA: Nemes Sees All

CLOSED Sweg sweg, Smoke Weed Everyday Guys

CLOSED He is a she!

CLOSED Make this a /lol pls?

CLOSED I didn't greef, it was my dog Gerry.

CLOSED OOPS CAPSLOCK!

CLOSED 我可以聯繫在聊天的漢語? Read Thread!

CLOSED Take your caps off when you get indoors!

CLOSED Go drunk, You're home.

CLOSED Toall not durnkl.

CLOSED hie im sixe i liek mincrafte ime luoking fore sume fune teache me tu redstne

CLOSED Why can't we use command blocks? What harm can they do

CLOSED I Like Pi

CLOSED ...

CLOSED IS THIS SPAM!!!!???? IS THIS SPAM!!!!???? IS THIS SPAM!!!!???? IS THIS SPAM!!!!???? IS THIS SPAM!!!!???? IS THIS SPAM!!!!????

CLOSED You lost the game.

CLOSED Get trusted or get rekt!

CLOSED This is John.... JOHN CENAA FTW

CLOSED /mail send L0rdDrag0 PINEAPPLES!!!!

CLOSED The life of /p i

CLOSED No shit, CapsLock

CLOSED Oh no not my Oya!

SOLVED dank nemes

CLOSED kok

CLOSED Swaghetti yolonese

CLOSED When I'm lonely: telnet 0.0.0.0

CLOSED > == Calc: 5 = 5

CLOSED JOOOHN /SEEN HA!

CLOSED I'm only a redstoner, I can't do code!

CLOSED I'm only a developer, I can't know redstone!

CLOSED Nemes, go grep the logs!

CLOSED I got a one day Pan!

CLOSED Your lol probably sucks and will be deleted

SOLVED Pop. (needs to be five letters)

CLOSED City of London: New York

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Weird flex but ok

CLOSED "#pictures"

OwO (ingore this message in the brackets cuz the minimum is 5 charaters)