old lol requests thread

I made a 0.5 x 0.125!

All your lol are belong to us ==✓==

Its a thing, that does stuff

Flying; Falling in style

Ayy lmao!

Very common, and

Oi!

Hello, I love you, Yeah, Ok

Names of the 10/10 best songs on the internet

Default looks bad on default.

baking pancakes baking baking pancakes

“water-meh-lone”

AHHH A CLOCK! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIIEEE

And

I am a lie. I lied.

Space

Water Meh Lawnn!

I demand lag! Give it to me! ==✓==

You lost the game !

"sum(((-1)^n)/(2^n),n,0,INFINITY)=2/3 spreak engerish pl0x"

1-(1/2)+(1/4)-(1/8)+(1/16)-(1/32)+…=2/3, and it is so mathematical that it’s not English.

Sand is a beach!

Just for you, mato

If birds can fly, can flies bird?

I loled

/suicide list ==✓==

Might be bad cause ppl try it all the time and kill themselves

Aaaand it’s messed up. Thanks WE ._. ==✓==

Anyone ever having used WE with pistons will get this

==note by jomo: learn to //fast==

flap flap the roflcopter is taking off

Flap flap flap

Y u no wörk?

Well it’s most fun for germans I think

==note by jomo: am german. not sure why this should be funny.==

You remind me of my chinese friend: Ug-Lee

Obvious one?

U w0t m8

[EDIT (2015/08/10 15:10] Sentences between the quotes were added so the formatting doesn’t get messed up o.O

Gimme a sex

• Skril (2015/08/10 18:40)

[EDIT (2015/08/10 18:41)] Added the latest lol (up above)

I’m sorry if I duped any previous request but I only read through pages 1&4 :P

sauce

luckcolors and me :p

Blargh Obama!

Wut Xav said.

Server redstoner = new Server(25565, “Best server ever”);

(Thought of this one while coding :O)

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

(Source: Vsauce’s video: Why did the chicken cross the road?)

Murp.

A quote from a friend.

and suddenly… Panappels

you’re the magic of my wand!

and another:

I’m the sugar on your strawberry!

ShitCrapMath!

SCMath: SimpleComplexMath: ShitCrapMath

x^3 is sexy.

x^3 is xxx xxx signifies pornographic material and it has curves, too

==note by jomo: get your math right. exponentiation is not multiplication.==

Moo!! MOOOOO!!

Echo Echo echo ᵉᶜʰᵒ ᵉᶜʰᵒ ᵉᶜʰᵒ

==note by jomo: looks awesome in MC! ^actually^not==

Oh, I’m a cactus

No you’re Evanus

sky wats [http://imgur.com/Y8S1K4m]

what is the ip for redstoner.com?

“What is the number for 911!”

==note by jomo:==

IP = Internet Protocol. IP Address = a 4-byte integer, or 4 decimal numbers 0-255. redstoner.com is a domain, not an IP address. It has a DNS record pointing to an IP Address.

To answer your question, the IP Address for redstoner.com is currently 0.0.0.0.

What is the phone number for police? 911.

Smartass.

Poo Poo shits fired!