Story (who will win)

But then the potato said, PINEAPPLEzzzzzzzzw

Then, Deeeeeeeeedo said hi to a chicken.

The chicken had a very strong sexual desire. It was a male chicken.

SEXUALIZE OR RIOT

Then Hardfg said enough sex for one day and alternately, gives the chicken a carrot.

I, due to being asexual, was discovered to be immune to the disease. I then dilute the poisoned mash stash with the new potato, thus creating an antidote. Finally, I spread it throughout the land and as it is so close to Christmas, after curing everyone and obliterating the disease for good, it is turned into snow! \o/

The End.

I think this is a good place to stop but I really like these kinds of threads and we should do another one sometime @bluewalljumper