C can cuss and wek da Internettywebs

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

void main() {
    printf("Whoa, C can fucking cuss. And call functions and wek the Internet.\n");
    WekInternet();
    getchar();
}

char[37] WekInternet() {
    printf("Weking Internet...\nWAIT WAIT WAIT. Doth thou hath the bravery to weketh the Internet?\n");
    int The_Choice;
    scanf("%i", &The_Choice);
    if(The_Choice == 0) {
        printf("Good decision.\n");
        getchar();
        exit(0);
    }
    
    printf("k commencing weking nao\n");
    
    FILE *internet = fopen("INTERNET_DRIVE:\\INTERNET\\CONTROL\\MAIN\\DA_FERKIN_INTERNET.INTERNET", "wb");
    int wek_buffer;
    int count;
    
    for(count = 0; count <= 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000; count++) {
        wek_buffer = rand();
        fwrite(&wek_buffer, sizeof(wek_buffer), 1, internet);
    }
    
    fclose(internet);
    return "internet has been weked successfully";
}