Story (ik these have been done but idc)

That eaten a dorito

The penguin’s name was The Mighty Neemzor. He was angry as he had been fooled into thinking that his Dorito was a Pringle! He decided to unleash his penguin rapist army on the Doritos CEO.

Then, Doritos CEO realised that a Pringle was a type of Cucumber.

Then the penguins learned how to fly,

[Edit: or learnt, whatever]

But then one day, Neemzor fell from the sky and into a chicken.

The Neemzor overheated and passed out

So Logal and StoneForest ate 2 doritos.

After a long time, Logal got the ability to shit out stoneforests after cannibalising StoneForest.

suddenly, the world exploded

The explosion sent the Mighty Neemzor flying into space, waking him up. He landed, along with Logal, StoneForest and a couple of penguins, on the moon.

Neemzor suddenly realised that the Doritos company had been destroyed but so had the Pringles company D:

He mounted a penguin (not like that you dirty dirty person) and jumped into space with it, taking full advantage of its ability to fly. He demanded that the others follow him on his quest to recreate Pringles in space!

Suddenly, while flying, Neemzor found a pringle atom! he decided to duplicate it to make a single pringle! (Don’t think dirty plz)

Then, Neemzor found a Single dorito in space then he found another. They had sex

Suddenly, pineapples

then logal commited suicide because the dorito factory was destroyed

Which resulted in a massive explosion, summoning Micheal Bay and blowing up all the pinapples, but 3 Doritos remained when he left

Well, that escalated quickly

Anyway, the three doritos quickly decided to repopulate the planet. All of a sudden, the world was inhabited by living triangles! :o

Then Hard’s Alt decided Neemzor would tune into a carrot and INVADE THE TRIANGLE Earth (and Logal)

Hard’s Sue’d Logal because Logal Sue’d Hard’s Alt

hard’s alt lost the law suit and was forced to live the remainder of his days in poverty

That made hard think. Why was there a lawyer on this planet? Why was there a planet at all? Everyone was dead. So he took a bunch of doritos and created… A TIME MACHINE! He disguised as a lawyer and went back in time to try to make Logal lose the lawsuit

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(im so confused in the whole story idfc anymore)

(Were all confused curs3d)

His time travel trip was successful and logals lawyer won the law suit

Suddenly, a Panzoh joined the Neemezor! They both decided to get revenge on the doritos. They wrecked all planets in the universe except mars. On Mars, they found a wild Dico200! (200 dicos.)

Nemezor accepted a joint wich was given to him by a inhabitant of the planet Mars. He then got so stoned that he decided to pee himself.

Suddenly, the weed began to generate thrust and also became the illuminati because plot twist and I don’t have any other ideas

Then the 3 Doritos then became illuminati and took over the planet!

with their newfound illuminati powers, it did this

A dorito lands in logal’s mouth and chokes him

this results in a paradox and the universe shrinks down to the size of an atom, while the Doritos remain untouched and rise up to become king of pototatoes

but then all the sudden a wild AppaXD comed and ate all the dorritos

But AppaXD blew up because the Doritos had explosive pineapples strapped to their backs Suddenly, the explosion blew up the explosion! [Insert xhibit meme here]

After the explosion after the explosion, there was a speaker. The speaker started saying “Are you ready…for THIS WEEKS WWE CHAMPIONSHIP WITH JOHN CENA!”

Then john cena rekt appa, and poor appa got banned from redstoner

closed because why the fuck not.

No appa, reopen it :l

Suddenly shrek appeared in a 9 year olds house and did something

Then Shia Labeouf summoned the Cheese Gods and gave The 9 year old the power to turn into donkey

Closed thread much?