Guns kill people.

Oh my god! Really? They kill people! I seriously didn’t know that! :o I’m gonna go tell everyone. Wow I’m so shocked!!!

(Yes, I’m joking. If it wasn’t obvious.)

Is it not people that kill people?

…?

Toasters don’t toast toast. Toast toasts toast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk

PJ wth (this comment was useless)

@Blaze_2658 Watch it all the way through. It’s relevant.