Pickup line contest! UPDATED!

Did you know that there’s actually only 7 planets? Oh wait, sorry, I haven’t destroyed Uranus yet.

You must me a Time Lord, because you have two hearts, Yours and Mine.

do u like dragons? cuz imma be DRAGON deez nuts across your face! hahaha…

Throwing some ==Sizzle(s)== at all ya

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type. Are you soda because I want to mount and dew you.

Hey girl, if this was the alfabet, I would put U and I together.

@LogalCoder Probably not :P

==UPDATE :==

I am adding a runner up and two honorable mentions

So far I think @LogalGamer has the funniest @Minenash has the one that would work and @ArhurValk has second place

Those are the ones you really need to beat

i cri ;-;

Hey girl, are you an polar bear? Because you certainly break my ice.

Epix

Are you fluorine? Because I’m feeling a reaction.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

So, just to add on:

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Here’s two from me:

Are you a Time Lord? Because you have two hearts, yours, and mine.^(Nevermind, fuck you minenash)

And:

Babe, you’re a masterpiece, I want to nail you to a wall.

Sorry, not sorry, Nyx.

You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

@Mr_RedSheep , thats a terrible one, considering my laptop is off. Basicaly you just called her ugly with that :P

Not your laptop smartass XD.

==UPDATE:==

One more day left send in your pickup lines

(holds out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

==Update:==

Due to the short amount of pickup lines being sent in, I’m decreasing the amount of time till results, You have an hour starting now!

#These are the offical results for the contest!

######PL = pickup line(s)

As I said I would be breaking it up into 4 categories

1 The funniest PL 2 The PL that will work 3 Second place in both categories 4 Some honorable mentions

Now it’s time for the results!!

##1st place in funniest PL @LogalCoder Hurra!

##1st place for one that would work @minenash Hurra!

##2nd place in funniest PL @Flying_Machinez Hurra!

##2nd place for one that would work @ArhurValk Hurra!

And some honorable mentions.

Did you know that there’s actually only 7 planets? Oh wait, sorry, I haven’t destroyed Uranus yet.

NEXT

(holds out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

NEXT

Do you like dragons? ‘Cause imma be DRAGON deez nuts across your face

Thank you all for entering the contest! ^(Memes provided by LogalMemes™ Corp.)

At least mine was an honourable mention :')

@PyjamaL1ama XD

ikr pj :’)

Yay C: