The most best worse puns contest!

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@minenash you forgot these…

Time for some non picture puns

I used to be a banker But then I lost interest

You wanna hear a construction joke? Sorry I’m still working on it

Broken pencils are, pointless

The energizer bunny was arrested the other day. He was charged with battery

This post its a lot easier no navigate on mobile.(The pictures are about the same size)

(Yes, I made these puns into a conversation. It’s weird, and took a little time.)

A knocks on B’s door B: JELLO, Is it BRIE you’re looking for? A: You look a MAIZEing today.^(It wouldn’t let me not have the space there) B: I RELISH the fact that you’ve MUSTARD the strength to finally DATE me. A: I DONUT understand you… B: EGGZACTLY, so PEAS sit down, and LETTUCE talk. after a load of talking A: PIE like you so much, OLIVE you from my head TOMATOES. B: We make a great PEAR, just don’t go BACON my heart. A My heart just skipped a BEET… What’s with your leg? B: Lost it in NOM. A: You wanna TACO bout it? B: That’s NACHO buisness. A: Frankly my dear, I don’t give a HAM. Well, would you look at the THYME! B: It was GRATE to MEAT you. A: Let’s MEAT again to KETCHUP sometime… B: Thank you for PUDDING up with who I YAM. A: You BUTTER not be like that, we were MINT to be. B: I was not BERRY BREADi for this, I’m about to go NUTS.

Is the contest over?

Yes I spent a whole lotta time on a reply but here it is short

Doom, You win with pencil Nyx you get second with your thingy And yeah you, Nash, 3rd with your on going animal puns

“Thingy” lmfao