The most best worse puns contest!

@minenash you forgot these…

Time for some non picture puns

I used to be a banker But then I lost interest

You wanna hear a construction joke? Sorry I’m still working on it

Broken pencils are, pointless

The energizer bunny was arrested the other day. He was charged with battery

(Yes, I made these puns into a conversation. It’s weird, and took a little time.)

A knocks on B’s door B: JELLO, Is it BRIE you’re looking for? A: You look a MAIZEing today.^(It wouldn’t let me not have the space there) B: I RELISH the fact that you’ve MUSTARD the strength to finally DATE me. A: I DONUT understand you… B: EGGZACTLY, so PEAS sit down, and LETTUCE talk. after a load of talking A: PIE like you so much, OLIVE you from my head TOMATOES. B: We make a great PEAR, just don’t go BACON my heart. A My heart just skipped a BEET… What’s with your leg? B: Lost it in NOM. A: You wanna TACO bout it? B: That’s NACHO buisness. A: Frankly my dear, I don’t give a HAM. Well, would you look at the THYME! B: It was GRATE to MEAT you. A: Let’s MEAT again to KETCHUP sometime… B: Thank you for PUDDING up with who I YAM. A: You BUTTER not be like that, we were MINT to be. B: I was not BERRY BREADi for this, I’m about to go NUTS.

Yes I spent a whole lotta time on a reply but here it is short

Doom, You win with pencil Nyx you get second with your thingy And yeah you, Nash, 3rd with your on going animal puns