post bad puns here

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I decided since no one likes seeing my puns in /lol, i’ll do it here :D

Rules:

Bold the Pun in message so people who can’t find it will. All puns allowed. Don’t try to take ones that already been shown

Have fun

not punny

you’ll be punished for this

I used to be a banker

but then I lost interest

doom i swear to god

I donut know what do you mean, like eye have been ready for things like that

doom no.

pokemon go kid

######what its all i could think of

Epicanism = 9 letters, nine = 4 letters, 3 for sides and 1 for eye

Damn epicanism, just, damn.

i dont get it, and why is my name still xXEPICANISMXx and not EpMech?

#####sry 4 goin of 2pic jst dis 1 dont drag it on k

The Energizer bunny was arrested yesterday

He was charged with battery

You better leaf us alone, doom, or else we’ll have to find the root of your problems. Just to see where it’s stemming from, so I hope yew don’t bark at us.

#Doom

#####its actually a good pun ._.

Broken pencils are pointless

As are your attempts to make me leaf

Why did the invisible man quit his job? Because he couldn’t see himself doing it.

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drinks bleach

Why did Krazy drink bleach?

…

Why not?

How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool

I once met a girl with 12 boobs

Sounds fake doesn’t it

######doesnt it sounds like dozen tit :3

I watched a drama about puns.

It was a play on words.

I will slap you all back to china

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most STORIES

dab dab dab kms

Bee: there r 19 letters in d alfabet Other bee: No there 26 Bee: oh i guess i forgot d letters: u r a b Other bee: that’s funny b/c i am a b bee: me too thanks other bee: me too thanks

A pun or a joke?

I got a good joke… @KappaBro making his “own” builds

xd xd gud pun m9 xd

LMAO @BurgerLover1

Its not that the man didn’t know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it

Thats bad doom

…guiding a blindman of a cliff

German sausages are the wurst

A comedian told 10 puns to an audience to try to make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

I dont pun BUT THAT WAS A “PUN"ISHABLE JOKE