not punny

you’ll be punished for this

I used to be a banker

but then I lost interest

doom i swear to god

I donut know what do you mean, like eye have been ready for things like that

doom no.

pokemon go kid

######what its all i could think of

Epicanism = 9 letters, nine = 4 letters, 3 for sides and 1 for eye

Damn epicanism, just, damn.

i dont get it, and why is my name still xXEPICANISMXx and not EpMech?

#####sry 4 goin of 2pic jst dis 1 dont drag it on k

The Energizer bunny was arrested yesterday

He was charged with battery

You better leaf us alone, doom, or else we’ll have to find the root of your problems. Just to see where it’s stemming from, so I hope yew don’t bark at us.

#Doom

xD

#####its actually a good pun ._.

Broken pencils are pointless

As are your attempts to make me leaf

Why did the invisible man quit his job? Because he couldn’t see himself doing it.

…

drinks bleach

Why did Krazy drink bleach?

…

Why not?

How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool

=P

I once met a girl with 12 boobs

Sounds fake doesn’t it

######doesnt it sounds like dozen tit :3

I watched a drama about puns.

It was a play on words.

I will slap you all back to china

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most STORIES

dab dab dab kms

Bee: there r 19 letters in d alfabet Other bee: No there 26 Bee: oh i guess i forgot d letters: u r a b Other bee: that’s funny b/c i am a b bee: me too thanks other bee: me too thanks

A pun or a joke?

I got a good joke… @KappaBro making his “own” builds

xd xd gud pun m9 xd

LMAO @BurgerLover1

Its not that the man didn’t know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it

Thats bad doom

…guiding a blindman of a cliff

German sausages are the wurst

A comedian told 10 puns to an audience to try to make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

I dont pun BUT THAT WAS A “PUN"ISHABLE JOKE

“PUN"ISABLE JOKE

That spelling is PUNishable by a PUNch to the face you PUNk.

I mustache u a qeustion but i’ll shave it for later

Rick Astley would borrow you any pixar movies, except for one.

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^He’s ^never ^gonna ^give ^you ^UP

==edited to UP because nyx==

I don’t get it red

Yesterday I swallowed a little food colouring. The doctor says I’m ok, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside

1. Thanks for chewing up my data,
2. You should have put it like UP like any other regular person would do

My dick is so small, our understanding of psychics doesn’t allow it, being smaller than the Planck length.

Ray Palmer was Atom. Sawyer was aTom.

I can’t come up with any more puns. My PUNy brain can only hold so many

@C2Lredstone i wonder how many or how few humans understand that one.

A friend of mine was annoying me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game :P

you should get your friend here, so I can kill two birds with one stone

People, stop making bad jokes and start making puns

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a street performer. The performer notices that the men have a very poor view, so he stands on large box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.”

Where’s the pun?

ur dumb hitz.

you puniphobe

me or hitz

Anyone who hates puns

DAD: What are you drinking son? SON: Soy milk DAD: Hola, milk. Soy padre

. . .

People who plug their computer keyboards into hi-fi systems aren’t idiots. That would be stereotyping.

. . .

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

Very punny doom

@woefiex I remembered seeing Atom as a superhero a long time ago, and I’ve been reminded of Mark twain recently :P

did you double post or is it an illusion?

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

spongebob: “crabbypatty” McDonalds: “crappypatty”

Ps. The reason ive been offline is MY F*CKING INTERNET DEID AGAIN AGGGGHHHHHHHHH

lel my inbox has been spammed to death by this thread, thank lord to “mark all as read”

Don’t trust an atom, they make up everything.

Ohai Dico o/

Julius:

How’s the weather in the Roman Empire?

Brutus:

Hail, Caesar.

Waking up this morning was an eye opening experience

Kys doom

Burger can u not?

How often do i make chemistry jokes, periodicly

I told one the other day, there was no reaction

Because all of the good puns argon

Take your puns and barium

GUYS!i know the solution to our problems

These chemistry puns are a Bohr

I was gonna make a chemistry pun but Na.

why was the celebrity cold? They had too many fans

Ps. also goin ta slep

######baaaaaaaiiiiiiiii

I once made a chemistry joke, but I got no reaction

I would make another chemistry joke, but all of them argon.

I played minecraft, all I did was mine and craft

@GWJ_Derp , that’s not even a bad joke…

Bob: Kys.

Steven: Sure! “BRB”

I came believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

@minenash @GWJ_Derp both of you, those were already used

no he din’t

80th reply cause why nawt

Doom read again

No1 likes my joke ;-;

no one likes any of the jokes here, they’re “bad puns” for a reason

Fuck you puns are the best jokes

HOW DARE THOU TALK ABOUTH PUNS LIKE THATH!

THOU SHALL BE PUNISHED BY GETTING A SMACKED BOTTOM!

I asked a man if he had any sodium hypobromite, he sadly told me NaBrO

kills self

I was gonna make a joke about the beat, but I dropped it.

. . . ^(fuck me)

I heard Oxygen went on a date with Potassium. It went OK.

I heard Oxygen is cheating on Magnesium. OMg.

Bromine, Oxygen and Sulfur went to a party. Now, they’re BrOS.

Oxygen tried to sex Nitrogen, but it said NO.

Want to hear a joke?

The results of the election.

Thats not punny thats just stupid

Man, who nose they will be better puns in the future

Also, page 4 owner biatch!

@BurgerLover1 it was just a joke, not a pun. I know my reply is kind of off topic but yours wasn’t relevant at all.

A Cookie Redstone texture pack? ERMAHGAWD!

NO BrO. YOU SUCK ArSe.

Thing is cookie. Urs isnt really a (bad) pun. Urs is more of a “i dont know anymore” joke

Mine just was a bad pun

aka the thread topic

I feel like shit, cause flies keep landing on me

Its true, last week i squashed 5 flies at the same time with a thong. lel

#####(in australian accent) well thats what happens in the land down under

Wanna hear a joke?

Life

Wanna hear a pun?

I learned Archiery

Burger stop trying to tell other people’s puns are bad or not even a pun at all :P

it clearly says all puns allowed

Eh (shrug)

==100th REPLY==

Can we please only post puns and that’s it.

If we don’t, I’m going to have to chase after you all with a banana, as this thread isn’t very apeeling.

Well some people liked m & m

Try to read m & m in english. Itll make ‘Eminem’

Let’s fart ways…

Apple’s product is very consumable!

What do you get when you mix a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite

What did you think of when you thought about taste and redstone? YummyRedstone

@YummyRedstone

That wasnt even close to funny gwj…

Ha. Haha. :P

@ least its a pun,

Get a new criticism.

:o

Jk

Idk if this counts as a pun

I invented a new word, Plagiarism.

Mate, he got the HitzCritz on that guy!

@HitzCritz

“He wasn’t fit to crash us..”

-Hardfg5000 2k16

Got this one from a friend:

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh ?

. . . . .

Ten. Ten tickles.

shame echoes down the hall

Well it wasnt a necropost cuz it was related to the forum ;)

There was no salad romaining, so I made some cheesy puns, that was grate

Time to drive to the store in my car to get some Carrots and to change my caracteristics to care less about puns.

Vegetarian zombies eat grains and artificial brain from grate cheese

@blobber5678 could you post your puns in 1 comment?

Lol I could, but then There would be too many romaining commenting salad spots.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? your mom.

Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re dead.

lmfao, please request that as a /lol, I would +1 it @blobber5678

^ Same

That was 10/10 @blobber5678

@GenjiShimadaMain @CookieRedstone @GWJD

I posted it on the /lol request forum, +1 quick xD, it’s already -2 :/

I wasnt able to get any reservations for the library today

They’re completely booked

This pun is Il-Eagle I’m just winging it

Car puns:

That’s not very Acurate

Who let the dogs out? RUF RUF RUF RUF

Car puns are very exhausting

:33

I’m on a seafood diet

I see food and I eat it

Why don’t coders like nature? It has too many bugs

That’s not even a pun… It’s just bad.

:c