Redstoner - post bad puns here

“PUN"ISABLE JOKE

That spelling is PUNishable by a PUNch to the face you PUNk.

I mustache u a qeustion but i’ll shave it for later

Rick Astley would borrow you any pixar movies, except for one.

^He’s ^never ^gonna ^give ^you ^UP

==edited to UP because nyx==

I don’t get it red

Yesterday I swallowed a little food colouring. The doctor says I’m ok, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside

Thanks for chewing up my data,
You should have put it like UP like any other regular person would do

My dick is so small, our understanding of psychics doesn’t allow it, being smaller than the Planck length.

Ray Palmer was Atom. Sawyer was aTom.

I can’t come up with any more puns. My PUNy brain can only hold so many

@C2Lredstone i wonder how many or how few humans understand that one.

A friend of mine was annoying me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game :P

you should get your friend here, so I can kill two birds with one stone

People, stop making bad jokes and start making puns

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a street performer. The performer notices that the men have a very poor view, so he stands on large box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.”

Where’s the pun?

ur dumb hitz.

you puniphobe

me or hitz

Anyone who hates puns

DAD: What are you drinking son? SON: Soy milk DAD: Hola, milk. Soy padre

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People who plug their computer keyboards into hi-fi systems aren’t idiots. That would be stereotyping.

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Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

Very punny doom

@woefiex I remembered seeing Atom as a superhero a long time ago, and I’ve been reminded of Mark twain recently :P

did you double post or is it an illusion?

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

spongebob: “crabbypatty” McDonalds: “crappypatty”

Ps. The reason ive been offline is MY F*CKING INTERNET DEID AGAIN AGGGGHHHHHHHHH

lel my inbox has been spammed to death by this thread, thank lord to “mark all as read”

Don’t trust an atom, they make up everything.

Ohai Dico o/

Julius:

How’s the weather in the Roman Empire?

Brutus:

Hail, Caesar.