Man, who nose they will be better puns in the future

Also, page 4 owner biatch!

@BurgerLover1 it was just a joke, not a pun. I know my reply is kind of off topic but yours wasn’t relevant at all.

A Cookie Redstone texture pack? ERMAHGAWD!

NO BrO. YOU SUCK ArSe.

Thing is cookie. Urs isnt really a (bad) pun. Urs is more of a “i dont know anymore” joke

Mine just was a bad pun

aka the thread topic

I feel like shit, cause flies keep landing on me

Its true, last week i squashed 5 flies at the same time with a thong. lel

#####(in australian accent) well thats what happens in the land down under

Wanna hear a joke?

Life

Wanna hear a pun?

I learned Archiery

Burger stop trying to tell other people’s puns are bad or not even a pun at all :P

it clearly says all puns allowed

Eh (shrug)

==100th REPLY==

Can we please only post puns and that’s it.

If we don’t, I’m going to have to chase after you all with a banana, as this thread isn’t very apeeling.

Well some people liked m & m

Try to read m & m in english. Itll make ‘Eminem’

Let’s fart ways…

Apple’s product is very consumable!

What do you get when you mix a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite

What did you think of when you thought about taste and redstone? YummyRedstone

@YummyRedstone

That wasnt even close to funny gwj…

Ha. Haha. :P

@ least its a pun,

Get a new criticism.

:o

Jk

Idk if this counts as a pun

I invented a new word, Plagiarism.

Mate, he got the HitzCritz on that guy!

@HitzCritz

“He wasn’t fit to crash us..”

-Hardfg5000 2k16

Got this one from a friend:

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh ?

. . . . .

Ten. Ten tickles.

shame echoes down the hall

Well it wasnt a necropost cuz it was related to the forum ;)

There was no salad romaining, so I made some cheesy puns, that was grate

Time to drive to the store in my car to get some Carrots and to change my caracteristics to care less about puns.

Vegetarian zombies eat grains and artificial brain from grate cheese

@blobber5678 could you post your puns in 1 comment?