same

here’s some examples.

Oh my fucking god I just like I just won the lottery!

[lol] CONSOLE: same

Man I aced that test I did the other day!

[lol] CONSOLE: same

Oh fuck my life

[lol] CONSOLE: same

Damn it, my ice cream just fell out of my hands onto the floor. Wait oh shit that was chocolate ice cream and my dog is licking it up, but I’m too lazy and terrible of an owner to stop my dog from licking the ice cream and oh god the dog’s on the floor having something like a seizure i’m not sure if i should call the veterinarian or someone of equal importance oh no my dog just fell down the stairs bringing my brother with him and oh shit i think that was the sound of them both collapsing at the bottom of the stairs and my brother just told me to call the hospital because i think he like broke something but that’s not really important because he’s my brother and he can suffer in pain for a little bit more and oh shit i think that i just heard a bomb go off in the basement wait is this dog flesh on my mouth?

[CONSOLE] : …

[lol] CONSOLE: same